p0tnoodle:

once when i was in year 7 i wanted to google blackmail but didn’t know how to spell it so i wrote black male and a bunch of shirtless black men came up and my teacher told me off for looking at inappropriate pictures

(Source: shilxn, via fake-mermaid)

phallec:

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

(via wejustgottagetout)

jadesdirtylittlesecrets:

i wanna ride your dick but i also want to make you cookies and tell you how much of a good person you are

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

(via cramp)

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via crystallized-teardrops)